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1. Follow
them everywhere.
2. Moo when they say
your name.
3. Pretend to have amnesia
4. Run around with a
lampshade on your head yelling , " The sun, its dying " !!!
5. Run into walls
6. Have nervous breakdowns
at spontaneous times .
7. Stand over them at
4 in the morning with a huge grin on your face and yell " Good morning, sunshine "
8. Snort loudly when
you laugh and then laugh harder !
9. Run in circles.
10. Pluck out someone's
hair and yell " DNA " !!!
11. Wear a sticker that
says , " im a retard " .
12. Have 20 imaginary
friends that you talk to all the time.
13. Lay face down and
chant like an indian tribe member.
14. Try to climb up
a wall .
15. Make weird animal
noises at night and when they come to see whats wrong , pretend your asleep.
16. Do what they tell
you to do .
17. Say your pet is
mocking you and chase it around the house.
18. Hold their hand
and whisper , " i see dead people....
19. When your in the
shower or bath yell " im drowning " !!!
20. Ask them quietly
" pardon me but do you have any... " then yell " SHOELACES !!!!
21. After everything
they say yell " LIAR "
22. Pretend to be a
phone.
23. Try to swim on the
floor .
24. Tap on there bedroom
door all night .
25. Pretend to
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